The USA - Like You've Never Seen It!


(Use code MAP25 on checkout)

From Ticklenaked Pond (VT) to Dingleberry Lake (CA), via Beaverlick (KY), now for the very first time you can explore the USA in a thrilling new way!

Showcasing the funniest, sauciest and quirkiest-sounding place names in the US - all 100% authentic - ST&G's  Marvelous Map of Genuine American Place Names is perfect wall candy for homes, workplaces, college dorm rooms, man caves, drinking dens, remote log cabins - in fact, pretty much anywhere.

  • This one-of-a-kind, vintage-style wall map looks classy from afar, but promises up close to take viewers on a humorous, mildly naughty and even vaguely educational tour of the US. Highlights include:
  • A thrilling selection of saucy-sounding place names, such as Horneytown (NC), Beaverlick (KY) Intercourse (AL) and Climax (a few)
  • A smorgasbord of intriguing place names, like Humptulips (WA), Happy Bottom (SC), Ding Dong (TX) and Perky (FL)  
  • Some truly underwhelming places such as Hell (MI), Grim (LA), Smelley (AL), Dismal (TN), Gross (KS), Bummer Creek (ND) and Crappie Lake (MN)
  • An uplifting smattering of happy places: Delightful (OH), Happy Camp (CA), Sweet (ID) and Smileyville (KS)

Product details:

  • Size: 24” x 36”
  • Printed in the USA on FSC-certified 100 lbs. archival stock
  • Rolled in tissue paper, sealed with a branded sticker and sent in a thick cardboard tube with no paperwork - perfect for sending as a gift.

The ST&G Guarantee

We take your happiness (and amusement) very seriously indeed, so the following come as standard:

  • Free standard shipping within the USA (lower 48)
  • 25% discount when buying 2 or more maps - just use code MAP25 on checkout
  • Really funny maps, and guaranteed brownie points if you're buying for a gift - but in the unlikely event you or the recipient doesn't think so, we offer hassle-free returns
  • We're glad to hear from you anytime - simply click the chat button (bottom right of screen)